DARTS FARTS

Scottish dart player Gary Anderson defeated Dutchman Wesley Harms 10-2 to earn a spot in the quarterfinals of the Gland Slam of Darts on Saturday in Wolverhampton, England. But, in a post-match interview, Harms claimed that he wasn’t able to play to the best of his abilities because there was a terrible smell on stage that likely came from Anderson breaking wind. He said Anderson left a “fragrant smell” behind that will “take two nights to lose this smell from my nose.” Anderson denied the accusations, blaming the smell on Harms, who responded: “If [Anderson] thinks I’ve farted he’s 1010% wrong. I swear on my children’s lives that it was not my fault. I had a bad stomach once on stage before and admitted it. So I’m not going to lie about farting on stage.”
* Swear on your mother’s cauliflower?
* Well, it WAS an elimination round.
* Did that guy who lost score at all, or did he get skunked?