CYCLIST IN ACCIDENT THROWS HIS OWN FECES AT DRIVER

On Monday in Victoria, B.C., a woman and a cyclist got into a collision – it’s not known yet who hit who. But after the collision, the cyclist opened the door to the vehicle and was “verbally abusive” to the driver. Then, the cyclist pulled down his pants, defecated on the street and threw his own feces at the woman, who by this time had locked herself in her car. The cyclist then grabbed his bike and rammed it into the passenger side headlights of her vehicle before fleeing on his bike. Victoria police are on the lookout for the man approximately 35 years old, five-foot-ten inches tall, with a brown beard, wearing a brown sweater and blue jeans.
* … on a bike with brown handlebars.
* The woman’s car is also partially brown.
* Holy Schhhhhh….winn.
* What a load of crap.
* The Number One thing you don’t want people throwing at you is Number Two.
* His bike wasn’t the only thing with quick-release.