ARCHAEOLOGISTS FIND DIRTY PICTURES IN ANCIENT ROMAN BATHROOMS
Crotchus jokus.
FISHERMAN TRAPPED ON CLIFF BY ANGRY SEALS
Angry, angry seals.
MORTUARY EMPLOYEES ARRESTED FOR STEALING EYES
Poor John Anderton.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH AT GROCERY STORE CHECKOUT
It’s the safeway to have a baby.
DRIVER OFFERS TO PAY FOR MEAL OF OFFICER BEHIND HIM
Gets busted for DUI as a thank-you.
WHAT SPARKED ANTARCTIC SCIENTIST STABBING: BOOK SPOILERS
Guy kept spoiling the endings.
AUDIO: MAN’S ARM STUCK IN NOODLE MACHINE
The guy sounds dim, some.