INMATE SAID PHONE UP HIS BUTT WASN’T HIS

A prisoner who was caught with a phone concealed up his rectum tried to claim that it didn’t belong to him. Dylan Martin was found to have a four-inch mobile phone in his rectal cavity. Prison wardens grew suspicious after picking up a signal from his cell. Martin reportedly acted surprised and tried to claim that the phone was not his. However, the phone was found to contain a full list of his family and friends’ contact details. Martin was due for release next April. Because of this incident, he had six months added to his sentence.
* May it was up there to answer the call of nature.
* Talk about butt dialing.
* Cell phone, or smell phone?