AUDIO: WOMAN BLASTED SAME OPERA SONG FOR 16 YEARS
To drown out neighbor’s dog.
COWS ALLOWED ON NUDE BEACHES TO COOL OFF
Get a long little dogie.
NO ONE DIED ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ON AUGUST 9
Sorry, folks, better luck tomorrow.
NUN CAUGHT SMUGGLING COCAINE INTO AUSTRALIA
Higher power, and all that.
JOB OPENING: LIVE WITH 55 CATS
On an island in Greece.
DAIRY QUEEN FINDS THE SOURCE OF THE GAS ODOR
Surprise, it was gas.
MURDERER CLAIMS PTSD, BROUGHT ON BY HIM MURDERING SOMEONE
Great Moments in Lawyering.
WANNA BUY A CROCODILE?
Israel has a thousand they’ll let go cheap.