COWS ALLOWED ON NUDE BEACHES TO COOL OFF

The government in southern Sweden has granted permission for cows to visit nudist beaches during the current summer heatwave, despite complaints from locals. Nudists have been complaining to officials in provincial Smaland about livestock visiting their beaches, saying that their presence is “unhygienic and could pose a health risk”. But the roasting summer heat affecting much of continental Europe has led to drought throughout the country, and farmers have been struggling to feed their animals. Some farmers have decided to slaughter their cattle earlier than usual; but others have instead decided to bring their livestock to nearby nudist beaches, in order to cool them down.
* And some are just perverts who rented a cow for the day so they could walk on the beach and ogle the naked people.
* Hoo-whee! You oughta see them long little dogies!
* The sad part is watching the cows trying to build sand castles.
* I never would have connected the dots from “global warming” to “cows see us naked”, but there you have it.
* Cows, sand and nudists. Nothing like the beach for a little dairy air.