MAN STEALS $300 WORTH OF DEODORANT

In Burlington, Ontario, a man went into a Metro grocery store Monday and stole $300 worth of Axe deodorants. According to police, the man swept two shelves of Axe deodorant into his shoulder bag and made his getaway in an older Hyundai Sonata that was driven by another man who was waiting for him just outside of the store. The deodorant thief is described as heavy set white man in his 30’s with a mustache.
* Does Jonah Hill have an alibi?
* It was an easy job. No sweat.
* What’s their plan? Hang out near a middle school going, “Psst – hey, kid!”?
* A practice run-through for a jewelry store heist?
* Even a below-average police dog could follow a guy who stole $300 worth of Axe deodorant.
* Elsewhere in Burlington, all is calm, and things just roll-on.