BRIDGE PLAYER SUSPENDED FOR USING BANNED SUBSTANCES

The world’s top-ranked bridge player has been suspended for at least a year by the World Bridge Federation after he tested positive for two banned substances. Geir Helgemo, 49, at the World Bridge Series in September 2018, tested positive for synthetic testosterone and clomifene – a female fertility drug. Mr. Helgemo accepted that he had committed the violation. He was suspended by the WBF until November 20 and had all titles, medals and points from the 2018 World Bridge Series revoked. It wasn’t immediately clear what benefits the banned substances may have provided a bridge player.
* The only thing a female hormone can possibly do for a man is make him, you know, smarter.
* Synthetic testosterone AND a female fertility drug. It’s like he wants to transition, but can’t make up his mind into what.
* Is there anything with the word “trump” in it that doesn’t involve cheating?
* Was he ace-high?
* What a dummy.
* He can sit out his suspension playing “Go Fish” with Lance Armstrong.