WHALE FOUND IN THE BRAZILIAN JUNGLE

Biologists in Brazil are baffled as to how the body of a humpback whale ended up in the midst of trees and shrubbery in Brazil’s Amazon jungle. The 26-foot long whale was found dead about 50 feet from the shore of Araruna Beach. The Brazilian nonprofit Bicho D’água Institute posted pictures of the carcass as it was being eaten by vultures on Sunday. Marine experts with Bicho D’água believe a powerful tide may have launched the whale inland. The group is also baffled as to what a humpback whale is doing on the north coast of Brazil during February because it’s also an odd time of year for humpback whale sightings.
* Really bad GPS?
* Maybe it got lost looking for a surf shop to buy some sunscreen.
* Meanwhile the vultures are thinking “It’s been AGES since we’ve had sushi!”
* It’s the biggest heap of putrid waste since the “Holmes & Watson” movie.