QUEBEC FAMILY ARRIVES AT CANADIAN BORDER WITH DEAD GRAMPA IN THE CAR

In a scene lifted from National Lampoon’s “Vacation”, a Quebec family pulled up at a Canada-U.S. border crossing on Sunday with a dead body. Around 2:30 a.m., a mother and her son returning to Canada from from Florida arrived at the crossing at Hemmingford, Quebec. In the back of their vehicle was the body of the father, believed to be in his 80s. The elderly man had reportedly begun to experience health problems at the beginning of the trip and died of a suspected heart attack somewhere along the way. His wife and 60-year-old son apparently decided U.S. health care and shipping the body were too pricey so they just brought it back with them. There were no signs of violence on the dead man. The survivors met with Quebec provincial police, who determined everything was okay, although an autopsy will be performed on the deceased.
* Worst. Car Sickness. Ever.
* You certainly don’t want to fly dead grampa home on an airplane, not the way they keep killing pets.
* At least it made him stop with the constant “Are we there yet?”
* So… did they make it to Wally World?