SOMETIMES THE TWIN BROTHER SCAM WORKS

Twin brothers in Belgium were cleared from any wrongdoing for their involvement in a 2015 bar fight because they could not be told apart. Ibrahim and Murat A. (no last name given), both 28, were accused of assault after they were caught up in an argument with onlookers after one of them fell off his bicycle in the city of Leuven. One of the brothers reacted angrily and punched one man while the other tried to hold him back. There was security camera footage of the incident, but the brothers look so much alike that neither police nor the victim could reportedly tell them apart. Each brother told authorities that he had only tried to stop his brother from fighting. Because it was unclear exactly which one threw the punch, the charges were dropped.
* And it only took them four years to come to this conclusion.
* They’re dropping the charges now because one of the twins died of old age.
* No, no, no. This is like one of those mental logic exercises. 1) Both twins say they did not do the punching, and 2) Both twins say they were the one restraining the other; ergo: BOTH are committing perjury for either 1) or 2) – it doesn’t matter which. Lock ’em up!
* The guy that got hit pressed charges because he was seeing double, or actually, quadruple.
* At least no one will get away with this once we all have chips in our heads.