02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS AUDIO: NEW COMPUTER CHIP SMELLS BODY ODOR Byadmin December 20 I don’t need a chip for that.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS MAN CRASHES INTO THREE FERRARIS Byadmin December 19 Asleep at the wheel…with an excuse.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS DEAD MAN BOUGHT 14 YEARS WORTH OF XMAS PRESENTS FOR NEIGHBOR’S CHILD Byadmin December 18 (He bought them before he died.)
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS HEAD TRANSPLANT MAN GETS MARRIED, CALLS OFF OPERATION Byadmin December 18 Head of the family.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS MAN GETS LUNG INFECTION FROM SNIFFING HIS OWN SOCKS Byadmin December 17 Pigfoot.