MAN GETS LUNG INFECTION FROM SNIFFING HIS OWN SOCKS

A Chinese man was admitted to a hospital after catching a lung infection from sniffing his socks. The unnamed man would take a whiff every day at the end of work. As he was changing out of his work clothes, he would take off his smelly socks and inhale the odor. An x-ray confirmed he was suffering from a severe lung infection. Doctors confirmed it was caused by inhaling the spores from the frequent sniffing of his own socks…
* …let’s hope.
* If only there were some kind of Chinese clothes cleaning service.
* Sniffing his socks at the end of every workday. Ancient Chinese holistic medicine?
* Wait – why are his feet giving off spores? What planet is he from?
* Dude, just get a job at a bowling alley renting out shoes and be done with it.
* Next – they have to amputate his feet.