SWEDISH MAN BITTEN BY FIDEL CASTRO’S CROCODILE

A Swedish man was bitten by a crocodile once owned by the deceased Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. It happened Tuesday at a crayfish party, which are common in Sweden to commemorate the end of summer. The man, identified only as being in his mid-70s, was attending a private party at the Skansen Aquarium in Stockholm when he stood up next to the crocodile pen to make a speech. He dropped his hand behind the plexiglass barrier and turned his back, and that was when the crocodile jumped up and grabbed him, holding on for about ten seconds. The man was treated at a hospital. The crocodile is one of a pair that once belonged to Castro and now reside in Sweden.
* To a crocodile, a human being is just one big Swedish meatball.
* And now the man has commie cooties.
* Did the audience give him a hand?
* Crayfish parties? That’s cray-cray.
* So crocodiles hate boring speeches at parties as much as humans do.