SEXING COUPLE FALLS OVER BALCONY

A British man was in a critical condition in a French hospital Saturday night after falling from a balcony during a ‘passionate sex session’ in full public view. The 30-year-old and his partner toppled over the railing and plunged 12 feet from the first floor of their rental in the Riviera resort of Le Cannet. The woman – a 28-year-old Canadian – was ‘hurt but stable’. It is believed she may have been cushioned by her lover in the fall.
* But I’m sure she’ll bounce back by Spring.
* Now THAT’S falling in love.
* I bet he hit the ground hard.
* Were they smashed?
* You’re supposed to feel the earth move – it’s not supposed to rise up and hit you.