IDIOT FALLS FROM BALCONY DOING YOGA POSE

A Mexican college student is alive after falling 80 feet from her balcony while performing a yoga pose. Alexa Terrazas, 23, was known to do yoga on her sixth-floor apartment’s balcony, often using the guardrail as a prop for extreme poses. Neighbors claim they saw Terrazas Saturday afternoon performing a pose on her balcony, hanging over the railing by her hips, her head on the outside of the safety wall. Terrazas slipped and landed on the pavement outside her building in the northeastern Mexican state of Nuevo León, but she survived, suffering fractures to both legs and arms, hips and head. She underwent 11 hours of surgery. Doctors had to “reconstruct” her legs, and said that it may be three years before she walks again.
* That move is called the Rapidly Accelerating Downward Dog.
* It was an extreme yoga pose, alright. Extremely stupid.
* The thing about yoga is, there’s nowhere to stick a warning label.
* It’s gonna be hard to bend in a body cast.
* What’s the first rule of balconies, kids? Stay On The Balcony.
* This is why I don’t do yoga. Too painful.