HUSBAND TOO NICE, WOMAN WANTS DIVORCE

A married United Arab Emirates woman reportedly is seeking a divorce because her husband is too nice. The unnamed woman told a Shariah court in Fujairah that she wants to divorce her husband after one year of marriage due to his overwhelming adoration for her. She told the court, “I was choked by extreme love and affection. He even helped me clean the house.” She claimed that his kindness turned her life to “hell”. “I long for one day of dispute, but this seems impossible with my romantic husband who always forgave me and showered me with gifts. I need a real discussion, even an argument, not this hassle-free life of obedience.” The case was reportedly adjourned so the couple could attempt to reconcile after her husband pleaded with the judge, telling him, “It’s not fair to judge a marriage from the first year, and everybody learns from their mistakes.”
* Talk about backwards country.
* He’s whipped – by himself.
* Could he hire a stunt double to come by occasionally and be a jerk?
* Bro, you’re giving the rest of us a bad name.