SUSPECT ROLLS IN COW MANURE TO HIDE FROM POLICE

Police in Picton, Ontario, say a 23-year-old man involved in an early morning collision on Friday ran from the scene, and later rolled through cow manure in an effort to evade officers. The cops got a report around 1 a.m. of a vehicle found in a ditch, and a man hiding in the bushes. He admitted he had rolled in cow flop. The man is facing several charges, including failure to stop after an accident and driving while under suspension.
* This is another of those media B.S. stories, isn’t it.
* The police dogs are going, “No, that’s not how this works.”
* I thought it was ‘the Mounties always get their man,’ not ‘the Mounties always get their manure.’