WOMAN ASKED TO STORE BOX HOLDING NEIGHBOR’S HEAD

In the town of Castro Urdiales, northern Spain, a woman asked her neighbor to store a box for her. She said it was full of sex toys she wanted to get rid of. After awhile, though, the neighbor started to notice an awful smell coming from the box. She finally decided to open it but was horrified by what she saw – no, not sex toys. It was the severed head of her neighbor’s partner. Police had been searching for 67-year-old Jesús María, who had been reported missing in February by his family. The woman, María del Carmen, was arrested shortly afterwards and is facing murder charges.
* Ewwwww… she actually open a box that she thought contained someone else’s sex toys? Now THAT’S disgusting.
* Did the guy used to be a Grateful Dead fan? Was he a Deadhead? ‘Cause he sure is now.
* What a stupid plan! This story has TWO numbskulls.
* Now she knows why his lawn hasn’t been mowed all summer.
* The neighbor really should have given her a heads up.