DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: “SHE DIED FROM THE SHOCK OF SEEING HER PARTNER DEAD”
As usually happens.
WORLD RECORD PRICE OF CHEESE
5 lbs, $16,000.
RHINO POACHERS KILLED BY GOAT
Instant karma’s gonna goat you.
WOMAN LEAVES HALLOWEEN SKELETON IN HOT CAR
Hijinks ensue.
AUDIO: ANOTHER BANANA BANK ROBBERY
This happens a bunch.
AIRBUS SAYS THEY’RE ALL READY FOR PILOTLESS PLANES
All they need is that darned approval.
GRANDMA FINDS TARANTULA IN GRAPES
Mmm, snack spider.
PROOF OF POT SMOKING IN ANCIENT CHINA
The Stoned Age.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH, TAKES SCHOOL EXAMS 30 MINUTES LATER
Ethiopian schools are tough.