DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: “SHE DIED FROM THE SHOCK OF SEEING HER PARTNER DEAD”

Dominican Republic health officials now say the Maryland woman found dead last month with her fiancé in a hotel room likely died from the “shock” of seeing her partner dead. Ministry of Public Health spokesman Carlos Suero claimed that Nathaniel Holmes died, then his fiance Cyntia Ann Day followed, “probably from the shock of seeing the person beside her dead.” “They were a special case as far as US tourists,” Suero told Fox News. “They were a special medical case.”
* I’ll tell you who’s a special medical case: Ministry of Public Health spokesman Carlos Suero.
* Mr. Suero added: “Can somebody get me on a boat to France?”
* What is this, a Vincent Price movie from the 1960’s?
* What killed Nathaniel Holmes first? The shock of seeing news reports about tourists dying in the Dominican Republic?
* I’d feel safe if my Ministry of Public Health didn’t rely on incense and chicken bones to make their medical determinations.