RHINO POACHERS KILLED BY GOAT

Two suspected rhino poachers in Zimbabwe were killed while fleeing game park rangers after their car hit a goat and overturned. The crash happened at the Bubye Valley Conservancy in Mazunga, near the border with South Africa. When park rangers who were tracking the men spotted them, they sped off in their Toyota Wish car with the gamekeepers in hot pursuit – but hit a goat and overturned. Two other occupants of the vehicle survived the accident last Wednesday and have been charged with poaching.
* It was a b-a-a-a-ad accident.
* They were driving a Toyota Wish and they sure wish it hadn’t crashed.
* Isn’t that how the song goes: “Instant karma’s gonna goat you”?
* Said one park ranger: “Poachers really get my goat!”
* I wonder if they used the remains to make Goat’s Head Soup? (If you don’t get this joke, ask your grandfather.)