GRANDMA FINDS TARANTULA IN GRAPES

A grandmother in England opened a box of grapes and discovered a live tarantula. Gillian Shivers, from Newark, was about to give the grapes to her grandchildren when she found the 3-inch spider. Shivers’ husband, Tony, reportedly killed the spider with boiling water. They then placed the body in a plastic tub. The spider was eventually identified as a baby tarantula. It’s unclear how it survived the trip to England from Chile, where the grapes originated.
* They come in on the bananas, after the eggs hatch on the pineapples. Eat more fruit, folks!
* Well, like they say, it’s better than finding half a tarantula.
* Fruit and protein, a part of this delicious breakfast.
* Tony killed the baby tarantula with boiling water? Sick bastard.
* Gillian Shivers had the shivers for the rest of the week.