AUDIO: AUSTRALIAN SCHOOLS TEACHING KIDS TO MAKE GRANDMA ASK FOR CONSENT BEFORE KISSING
And it’s about time.
BICYCLIST VISITS SEVEN COUNTRIES IN ONE DAY
Says, “Legs very tired.”
AUDIO: FLYBOARDER FAILS CROSSING ENGLISH CHANNEL
11 miles out of 22 ain’t bad.
AUSTRALIAN SNOW GLOBES CONTAINED LIQUID METH
Caught by the border patrol.
MAN CALLED IN BOMB THREAT TO HAVE DATE WITH FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Spoiler: it didn’t work.