ROYAL FAMILY HAS OPENINGS
You better have a second job on the side, though.
THE MUSEUM OF HANGOVERS
In Croatia.
AUDIO: TV REPORTER WINS LOTTERY LIVE ON THE AIR
“I’m not coming into work tomorrow.”
NEW EATING RECORD: 33 BRUSSELS SPROUTS IN 1 MINUTE
(And keeping them down.)
MAN SHOOTS DOWN CHRISTMAS TREE
Should have used a tannen-bomb.
MILLIONAIRE LOOKING FOR 10 RANDOM PEOPLE TO LIVE ON HIS TROPICAL ESTATE
Where have I heard this before?
WOMAN BEATS MAN AT DARTS
Finally. Phew.
DIY FUNERAL KIT
A mattress?
AIR FRESHENER CAUSES CAR EXPLOSION
Smoking can be hazardous to your health.