STOMACH EELS
Take two, with plenty of water.
MAN WOKE UP WITH CHASTITY NUT ON HIS PENIS
He had it, er, coming.
SUDDENLY, MONEY! MYSTERY SOLVED
Finders keepers, dummies!
CARDBOARD BEDS AT THE OLYMPICS
No threesomes.
WOMAN PREDICTED ROYAL FAMILY SHAKE UP FROM ASPARAGUS SPEARS
Trust the asparamancer.
BILLIONAIRE GIVING AWAY MONEY
Does money buy happiness?
SNOWBOUND TEENS BURN HOMEWORK TO STAY WARM
A wolf ate my homework.