MAN DIES FROM DOG LICK
Bad dog.
HELP WANTED: YEAR-ROUND DOG SITTER
Two retrievers, $40,000.
HOTEL THAT LIVESTREAMS YOU SLEEPING
Sweet dreams.
HOARDER TRAPPED BY TRASH FOR 14 HOURS
Trashalanche!
BAR OFFERS FREE DRINKS TO WOMEN BASED ON WHAT THEY WEIGH
More pounds = more rounds.
ANGRY AIRPORT BAGGAGE HANDLER SWITCHED TAGS
That’ll show ’em.