LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER HAD TO WAIT TWO MONTHS TO COLLECT $1M LOTTERY PRIZE
No one to take over the lighthouse.
BRIDE’S MOTHER & GROOM’S FATHER ELOPE BEFORE THE WEDDING
All in the family!
AUDIO: SNOOKER TOURNAMENT INTERRUPTED BY MAN WITH WHOOPIE CUSHION
Amuse your friends! Great for parties!
WIFE PUT LAXATIVES IN HUSBAND’S BEER TO GET HIM TO STOP DRINKING
I need a six-pack to go.
LOST HORSE PUT ON A BUS
It beats hoofin’ it.
AUDIO: ORIGINAL WIGGLE PASSES OUT ON STAGE
Blaze of glory.
FARMER EATEN BY HIS OWN PIGS
Farmer Krzysztof always made good sausage.
STOMACH EELS
Take two, with plenty of water.
MAN WOKE UP WITH CHASTITY NUT ON HIS PENIS
He had it, er, coming.