MAN WITH NO TESTICLES GETS ONE OF HIS TWIN BROTHER’S
Nuts to you.
VOLCANO VICTIMS WERE FROM ROYAL CARIBBEAN CRUISE SHIP
Should have gone whale watching.
RUSSIA BANNED FROM THE OLYMPICS FOR DOPING
Russia: never not do evil.
MAN DAMAGES CARS WITH FERRETS
What a weasel.
POLICE SEEK TERRORIZING PIG MAN
Ha-ha, charade you are.
DRUG SMUGGLER CRASHES INTO TWO POLICE CARS
In front of a police station.
AIRLINE OPENS RESTAURANT THAT SERVES AIRLINE FOOD
Chicken or fish?