HELP WANTED: YEAR-ROUND DOG SITTER

A British couple are offering $40,000 a year for a full-time dog-sitter to take care of their two golden retrievers. The job posting seeks a full-time, live-in caretaker for golden retrievers Milo and Oscar at the London home of the canines’ owners. The owners wrote they are both business executives who often have to travel internationally for business. The posting said the dog sitter would also be asked to perform some housekeeping duties such as cleaning, occasional laundry and light cooking. The position, which requires work Monday through Friday and some weekends, pays between $38,000 – $41,000 a year, plus room and board.
* If you need a full-time dog sitter, why do you even own a dog?
* Take the job, then leave a mannequin dressed like you in the house three days a week.
* The job sounds great, but that’ll be the end of the upholstery in your car.
* Soon to be a comedy film starring Zach Galifianakis.