MAN SHOOTS DOWN CHRISTMAS TREE
Should have used a tannen-bomb.
MILLIONAIRE LOOKING FOR 10 RANDOM PEOPLE TO LIVE ON HIS TROPICAL ESTATE
Where have I heard this before?
WOMAN BEATS MAN AT DARTS
Finally. Phew.
DIY FUNERAL KIT
A mattress?
AIR FRESHENER CAUSES CAR EXPLOSION
Smoking can be hazardous to your health.
AUDIO: WAR ON XMAS: A VISIT FROM THE SUSTAINABILITY PIRATE
Christmas comes but once a yarrrr…
FOOD LABELS THAT TELL YOU HOW MUCH EXERCISE YOU NEED
Candy bar? You can’t walk that far.
NEW ZEALAND ORDERS AMERICAN SKIN
They’re appealing for help.