MARCHING BAND INJURIES
Thank you for your service.
CEMETERY REMOVES TOMBSTONE WITH DECEASED FLIPPING THE BIRD
The family is not happy.
69 DEGREES IN ANTARCTIC
How hot is it?
CHINESE MAN THREATENED SELF-IMMOLATION OVER CANCELED BIRTHDAY PARTY
Like a Chinese fireworks factory.
AUDIO: MOVERS DROP ONE-OF-A-KIND PIANO
Now it’s a heapsichord.
PETA: STOP USING THE WORD “PET”
It’s demeaning.
CROCODILE HAS TIRE STUCK ON ITS HEAD
Dork crocodile.