GUY BEHIND SWEDEN’S “IGNORE THE PANDEMIC” RESPONSE ADMITS OOPSIE
That pesky death rate keeps climbing.
DENMARK AMUSEMENT PARKS: ONE PERSON PER ROLLER COASTER
Bring camping gear.
SEA CREATURE POOPS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS
♫ Each deep-sea bug here / Blowing some mud here / Under the sea… ♫ ♪
SEX FANTASY TEAM SHOWS UP AT WRONG HOUSE
Oops, wrong fetish.
UK COUPLE SPENDS SIX HOURS DRIVING TO NEAREST OPEN MCDONALD’S
Quarantine has that effect on people.
JAPANESE AMUSEMENT PARKS: NO WHEEE-ING
Keep your fun to yourself.
SHOE FETISHIST STOLE 126 PAIRS OF FLIP-FLOPS
The Man With One Red Shoe, And 251 Other Shoes.
YOGI WHO DIDN’T EAT OR DRINK DIES (AT 90)
You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.