AUDIO: BRITISH COUPLE NAMES THEIR SON LUCIFER
The hell you say.
AUDIO: WATER PARK TAINTED WITH BEAR SPRAY
And where’s the fun in that?
TRUCK FULL OF COVID-19 HIJACKED IN SOUTH AFRICA
Step 3: profit.
JOHN WICK MOVIE LEADS TO COCAINE BUST
Name on the package was movie villain.
AUDIO: SHARK GRABS BOY FROM BOAT
Pulled. Him. Off. The. Boat.
COLLEGE STUDENT RIDES BIKE HOME, FROM SCOTLAND TO GREECE
Took a month and a half.
PUB INSTALLS ELECTRIC FENCE TO ENFORCE SOCIAL DISTANCING
It’s not usually turned on. Usually.