BEAUTY QUEEN DITCHES CROWN, RETURNS TO DOCTORING
Miss England, 2020
FIRST WRITTEN USE OF THE F-WORD DISCOVERED
Freakin’ Scotland.
MAN WANTS TO FLY KITE TO 20,000 FEET
Up to the highest height.
PANAMA: OPPOSITE SEXES ALLOWED OUT ON ALTERNATE DAYS
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
MALAYSIA’S ANSWER TO CORONOAVIRUS: WOMEN SHOULD MAKE THEMSELVES PRETTIER
This coffee isn’t gonna refill itself, hon.
VAN GOGH PAINTING STOLEN
Where for art thou?
ASTROPHYSICIST GETS MAGNETS STUCK UP HIS NOSE
Rocket science.
AUDIO: KING OF THAILAND QUARANTINES WITH 20 WOMEN
Who’s his favorite? It’s a 20-way Thai.