KING PENGUINS POOP LAUGHING GAS
Nitrous oxide.
TEAR GAS ICE CREAM
So good, it’ll bring you to tears.
WALK ON LEGO BRICKS FOR CHARITY
Sounds like fun!
NUDISM ON THE RISE IN UNITED KINGDOM
Thanks, pandemic!
CANADA TO RETURN PANDAS TO CHINA
Hard to find bamboo up in the Yukon.
THE OYSTER VENDING MACHINE
Well, shucks.
MAN STUCK AT AIRPORT, LIKE TOM HANKS IN “TERMINAL”
Only not as quirky.
TOILET FROGS INVADING UK TOWN
Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.