LOST DOG FOUND, THANKS TO SAUSAGES
Is there nothing they can’t do?
IRELAND CANCELS ST PATRICK’S DAY PARADES
Erin go ptttth!
WINE SPILL ENDS UP IN HOME WATER PIPES
Lambrusco Grasparossa.
GUY CRASHES PICKUP TRUCK INTO EASTER ISLAND STONE HEAD
Making headlines.
AUSTRALIAN NEWSPAPER OFFERS TOILET PAPER PULLOUT SECTION
Not just for birdcages anymore.
8-YEAR-OLD WINS CANNABIS PRODUCTS IN RAFFLE
High sticking.
PARENT LETS KID DRIVE CAR INSTEAD OF PLAYING GTA ALL DAY
Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby.
MAN UNLOCKS CELLPHONE WITH SEVERED THUMB
Who has one thumb and can unlock a cellphone? THIS guy.
“PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS” PERFORMER INJURED IN FREAK ACCIDENT
A corkscrew in your pocket? What are the odds?