AIRPLANE FLIES TO ITALY, FINDS AIRPORT NOT OPEN
Always call first.
COUPLE GETS MATCHING TATTOOS OF WEDDING DATE; THEN CORONAVIRUS HIT
It was a great idea at the time.
MAN CHASES BURGLARS AWAY WITH BASS GUITAR
“Run! He’s gonna solo!”
BOYS FIND GOLD BARS IN DEAD GRANDMA’S SHEETS
Thanks a bullion!
WOMAN SENDS A TON OF ONIONS TO EX-BOYFRIEND
“It’s your turn to cry.”
FECES FALLS FROM THE SKY
“It smelled like mint, at first.”