NINJA MUSEUM ROBBED

A ninja museum in Japan was robbed of more than $9,400 by an unknown bandit who slipped away undetected. It was around 1:30 a.m. Monday when the thief – who may or may not have been a ninja – forced open the office entrance of the Iga-ryu Ninja Museum with a crowbar, and set off the building’s alarm — but was able to make off with a 150-pound locked safe before cops arrived five minutes later. The safe contained cash entrance fees of roughly 1,100 visitors, the museum said.
* This doesn’t speak well of the ninja museum.
* Did they check all the dark corners of the museum, even the corners in the ceilings? That’s where ninjas hide.
* It’s those paper walls in Japan. They’re not very secure.
* Time to double-up on security at the Samurai Museum.
* And while you’re at it, maybe switch to Venmo for the admission fees.