CANADA TO RETURN PANDAS TO CHINA
Hard to find bamboo up in the Yukon.
THE OYSTER VENDING MACHINE
Well, shucks.
MAN STUCK AT AIRPORT, LIKE TOM HANKS IN “TERMINAL”
Only not as quirky.
TOILET FROGS INVADING UK TOWN
Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.
NAKED MAN WRESTLES SNAKE TO SAVE KITTEN
Just like in my dream.
WOMAN FALLS OFF CLIFF CELEBRATING END OF QUARANTINE
At last we’re freeeeeeee…….