ITALIAN WOMAN FINED FOR WALKING HER TURTLE
Breaking curfew.
TOUGH TIMES FOR ZOOS
Feeding time!
TOURISTS BREAK LOCKDOWN, MADE TO WRITE “I’M SORRY” 500 TIMES
Harsh punishment indeed.
MAN DOING LAWN WORK DIGS UP BURIED CAR
1955 Ford Popular
COUPLE MARRIED, JAILED ON SAME DAY
Hard to social distance on your wedding day.
ZOO CLOSES DOWN, PANDAS FINALLY MATE
Stop looking at us, you pervs!
BEAUTY QUEEN DITCHES CROWN, RETURNS TO DOCTORING
Miss England, 2020
FIRST WRITTEN USE OF THE F-WORD DISCOVERED
Freakin’ Scotland.