TWO-HEADED SHARKS NOW
Jaws 2.
AUSTRALIAN MAN, MAGPIE RE-ENACT “THE BIRDS”
He forgot to Peking duck.
CHEAP BOTTLE OF SUPERMARKET WINE WINS TASTING
Mmmm, Blackstone Paddock Cabernet.
PASSENGER CHARGED WITH ASSAULT AFTER FARTING IN UBER
Caused quite the stink.
AUDIO: BRIDE SAVES HER DAD’S LIFE AT HER WEDDING
Sheer heart attack.
5-YEAR-OLD TOOK MOM’S LUBE TO SCHOOL THINKING IT WAS HAND SANITIZER
“So I don’t get the germs.”
AIRLINE TURNS PLANES INTO RESTAURANTS
Gotta make a buck somehow.
AUDIO: COUPLE SCAMMED INTO BUYING TIGER CUB
The old switcheroo.
MAN WHO HOARDED TREASURES FOR RETIREMENT DIED BEFORE HE COULD CASH IN
A house, apartment and two garages full of crap.
GRANDMA & GRAMPA KIDNAPPED FOR DRUG RANSOM
Screenplay alert!