WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN AN ART CONTEST
$25,000 for a page full of forward slashes.
MEN ON DESERT ISLAND SAVED BY S.O.S. IN THE SAND
A tale of a fateful trip.
WOMAN INJURED WHILE SWIMMING WITH HUMPBACK WHALES
[Cetacean needed.]
AUDIO: WOMAN ATTACKED BY MUSKIE
Anybody seen the Kintner boy?
GROCERY STORE OWNER TRIED TO KILL CORONAVIRUS WITH FIRE
But not from space.
BRITISH MAN GROWING A NEW PENIS ON HIS ARM
Because the old one fell off, you see.
WOMAN ATTACKED WITH HAT FULL OF GLUE
Buckets of rain, hat full of glue
5G ON MOUNT EVEREST
Can’t talk now, Mom, it’s my turn to summit.