NIGERIAN YOUTHS BURN DOWN BUILDINGS OVER DISAPPEARING PENISES

Some angry youths in the Daudu community of Nigeria went berserk and burned down all buildings belonging to local religious leader Joshua Uhembe because of the disappearance of manhood in the village. The young men became enraged after hearing that at least 7 men in the village couldn’t find their penises, and blamed Pastor Uhembe. As Christmas approaches, the annual stories of people’s penises disappearing mysteriously in Africa have started emerging. A local man who serves as a media reporter for the village says that, in the past few weeks, cases of manhood snatching was on the increase.
* Boy, you’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
* Have these guys tried finding their asses with both hands?
* Maybe the penises are just wandering the village looking for some action.
* Maybe the men donated their penises to charity in the hopes Santa would bring them a new one. I’ve done the same thing with my golf clubs.
* I can’t help but think there are massive communication gaps in the Nigerian language. Some old guy says he has erectile dysfunction, and next thing you know teens are burning down buildings because of disappearing penises.