LAMBORGHINI USED FOR ORGAN TRANSPLANT
Faster than a speeding kidney.
SOMEONE KILLED RARE WHITE MOOSE
It might as well have had the word “target” written across its side.
RACING PIGEON SELLS FOR $1.9 MILLION
Not the only pigeon in the room.
VACATION RESORT IN MALDIVES OFFERS $30,000-ALL-YOU-CAN-STAY PACKAGE
But how much paradise can one person take?
MAN STABBED TO DEATH OVER MISSING HAT
But the accused had left it at another guy’s house.
DO PUSH-UPS IF YOU’RE CAUGHT NOT WEARING A MASK IN INDONESIA
Drop and give me 20, citizen.
91-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FALLS DOWN, CAN’T GET UP, EATS DIRT TO SURVIVE
The soil, the soil, the soil, the soil.
NIGERIAN YOUTHS BURN DOWN BUILDINGS OVER DISAPPEARING PENISES
Snatched, more likely.
JAPANESE APPLES STOLEN
Rotten to the core.