INJURED SURFER WRITES “HELP” IN THE SAND
He was almost on safari to stay.
INDONESIAN WOMAN CLAIMS A GUST OF WIND MADE HER PREGNANT
And gave birth an hour later.
ROCHER CHOCOLATE HIRING TASTE TESTERS
Sorry, but you’ll have to MOVE TO ITALY!!
MOUNTAINEERS BANNED FROM NEPAL FOR FAKING EVEREST CLIMB
Frankly, it’s smarter than actually climbing it.
TEACHER GAVE TWO HOUR LECTURE, DIDN’T REALIZE SCREEN WAS FROZEN
Professor Wang (wait for it) Dong.
THREE RESCUED AFTER A MONTH ON DESERT ISLAND
They didn’t even bring a volleyball.
FOUR ARRESTED FOR SELLING SUBSTANDARD MANURE
Not the same old crap.