MINE-DETECTING RAT AWARDED MEDAL
Rats, Billy!
NAKED HIKER SPOTTED ON FULL FRONTAL TRAIL
On Mt. Conkle.
AUDIO: MASS WHALE STRANDING
Off Tasmania.
INDIAN MAN SWALLOWS TOOTHBRUSH
Those things need a safety strap.
ANGRY DRUNK PASSENGER BITES OFF PART OF FRIEND’S EAR
Well, ex-friend, probably.