INDIAN GOVERNMENT TO HOLD NATIONAL COW SCIENCE EXAM
How now?
POKEMON ICE CREAM STICK FORGER ARRESTED
There’s nothing lower.
WINE THIEVES THROW BURGUNDY AT CHASING COP CARS
What’s black and white and red all over?
FISHERMEN CATCH NAKED FUGITIVE
The one that got away, didn’t.
THE ASPARAGUS PSYCHIC PREDICTS FOR 2021
It’s uncanny.
DRUNK MAN LEGALLY CHANGES NAME TO “CELINE DION”
Got the idea while wactching a concert.
MAN PROPOSES, WOMAN FALLS OFF MOUNTAIN
Can this broken relationship be saved?
TRUCKLOAD OF TOILET PAPER BURNS
It was wiped out.
MAN HAS HIS OWN SEVERED LEG PRESERVED
But where to display it?