ZOO COMES UP WITH CREATIVE WAYS TO MAKE MONEY
Lion-ripped jeans.
BILL EDGAR: COFFIN CONFESSOR
He spills dead people’s secrets at their funeral.
AUDIO: TOURIST GRABS TIGER TESTICLES FOR SELFIE
Yes, they were still attached.
TWO FIGHTING PYTHONS FALL THROUGH KITCHEN CEILING
Gilliam and Cleese, I bet.
HELP WANTED: NAKED MOVER
Your junk can help move our junk.
MAN PUBLISHING HAND-WRITTEN NOVEL
I’ll wait for the movie.
HYPNOTHERAPY CURES WOMAN’S FEAR OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
20 years of mac & cheese.