LOOSE CAT IN COCKPIT CAUSES PLANE TO TURN AROUND

A passenger plane was forced to return to the airport in Khartoum, Sudan, after an angry cat attacked the pilots in the cockpit. A half an hour of the takeoff from the Khartoum International Airport, the cat got into the cockpit and started attacking the pilots and every other crew member who tried to catch it. The pilot gave up and decided to turn around to make an emergency landing. It is unclear how the petulant pussycat got into the cockpit, much less on the plane.
* So if you want to hijack a Sudanese plane, all you need is a cat.
* The cat wasn’t the only pussy in the cockpit.
* “This is your Captain speaking. We have a bit of an emergency up here. Has anybody got a ball of yarn?”
* What did the cat stuck in the cockpit say to the airplane pilot? “Let me-owt!”