MAN STABBED TO DEATH BY HIS OWN CHICKEN

An Indian man was stabbed to death by his own rooster after he attached a 3-inch knife to its leg for an illegal cockfight. Thangulla Satish, 45, was stabbed in the groin last week when the bird he had just armed for the fight fluttered in panic. The blade severed an artery and he started bleeding heavily. The man died on his way to a local hospital. The rooster survived.
* Ouch, right in the cockels.
* Cock-a-doodle dumb.
* Stabbed in the groin. Apparently the rooster misunderstood the rules of cockfighting.
* He wanted out of the cockfight ’cause he was chicken?
* The rooster gave them all a wake-up call.