IRONIC DEATHS – LION CONSERVATIONIST, CLIMATE SCIENTIST KILLED BY THEIR RESPECTIVE HOBBIES
Nature always wins.
87-YEAR-OLD IRONMAN STILL COMPETING
No rust yet on this guy.
DUTCH MASTERWORK PAINTING STOLEN FOR THE THIRD TIME
Time to replace the batteries in the burglar alarm.
UNIVERSITY WILL PAY YOU FOR DOING NOTHING
Usually in college, it’s vice-versa.
ZOO TO GIVE ELEPHANTS MEDICAL MARIJUANA
And hamsters turn on frequently.
NINJA MUSEUM ROBBED
No one saw a thing.
TODDLER HAS NINE ORDERS OF MCDONALD’S FRIES DELIVERED
No potato famine in this family.
POLICE OFFICER LOCKED IN HIS OWN HANDCUFFS
What’s all this then?