SUPERMARKET ROLLS OUT “TOUCH-FREE RAW MEAT”
Millennials find raw meat icky.
AUDIO: ITALIAN ANNOUNCER SHOUTS “MAMA MIA” 5X AFTER TEAM WINS
It’s not a stereotype if they actually do it.
KOREAN MAN KILLS NEIGHBOR’S DOG; INVITES NEIGHBOR OVER FOR DINNER
Good dog! Mmm, mmm, good!
WOMAN STEALS YOKO ONO’S ROCK FROM ART EXHIBIT
One of Yoko’s better pieces, actually.
GUY’S FISH TANK NEARLY KILLS ENTIRE FAMILY
Coral releases toxin into the air.
RESTAURANT OWNER GOES TO THE BATHROOM IN RIVAL’S SOUP POT
But it’s China, so, OK then.
MAN KNOWN AS “SNAKE WHISPERER” DIES FROM GUESS WHAT?
Hey, little cobra.
MAN SAYS HE’S NOT DEAD; COURT DISAGREES
Thinks he’ll go for a walk.