POLICE OFFICER CHARGED IN SCAM TO GET CHEAPER DONUTS
It’s a natural attraction.
LAMBORGHINI USED FOR ORGAN TRANSPLANT
Faster than a speeding kidney.
SOMEONE KILLED RARE WHITE MOOSE
It might as well have had the word “target” written across its side.
RACING PIGEON SELLS FOR $1.9 MILLION
Not the only pigeon in the room.
VACATION RESORT IN MALDIVES OFFERS $30,000-ALL-YOU-CAN-STAY PACKAGE
But how much paradise can one person take?
MAN STABBED TO DEATH OVER MISSING HAT
But the accused had left it at another guy’s house.
DO PUSH-UPS IF YOU’RE CAUGHT NOT WEARING A MASK IN INDONESIA
Drop and give me 20, citizen.
91-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FALLS DOWN, CAN’T GET UP, EATS DIRT TO SURVIVE
The soil, the soil, the soil, the soil.
NIGERIAN YOUTHS BURN DOWN BUILDINGS OVER DISAPPEARING PENISES
Snatched, more likely.