DOCTOR AMPUTATES WRONG LEG
Shanked it.
RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLED HUSBAND WITH HER BUTT
A real buttinski.
AIRPLANE FLIES FROM PARIS TO MONTREAL USING COOKING OIL
Shoulda flown to Greece.
SNAIL SLIME SOAP
You may think it’s gross, but it’s not.
“DEAD” WOMAN WAKES UP JUST AS SHE’S ABOUT TO BE BURNED
Guess the country.
WOMAN FAKES WEDDING TO “GET BACK” AT EX-BOYFRIEND
I do… not understand some people.
AUDIO: 111-YEAR-OLD MAN SAYS SECRET TO LONG LIFE IS EATING CHICKEN BRAINS
Guy’s totally clucked up.
THEME PARKS FOR SALE IN AUSTRALIA
At last, dangerous Australian things that aren’t nature.
WOMAN WINS DISCRIMINATION CASE OVER NOT BEING INVITED TO LUNCH
Be nice. Is that so hard?