TEACHER GAVE TWO HOUR LECTURE, DIDN’T REALIZE SCREEN WAS FROZEN
Professor Wang (wait for it) Dong.
THREE RESCUED AFTER A MONTH ON DESERT ISLAND
They didn’t even bring a volleyball.
FOUR ARRESTED FOR SELLING SUBSTANDARD MANURE
Not the same old crap.
BURGER KINGS IN FRANCE ARE GIVING AWAY SACKS OF POTATOES
Potatoes au gratis.
MAN BUYS HOARDER’S HOME, FINDS TREASURES
Turned $10,000 into $400,000.
MAN ARRESTED FOR STEALING DIRTY DIAPERS
Why the big stink?
WOMAN GIVES ROBBER ORAL SEX TO STALL HIM UNTIL POLICE ARRIVE
There goes my hero.