CANDY TASTE TESTER WANTED
Sweet.
GOLFER KILLED BY FALLING TREE BRANCH
A golfer dies and goes to heaven.
INDLOVU GIN: THE SECRET’S IN THE ELEPHANT DUNG
This is some good shit, I tell you what.
PARTY PEOPLE TELL COPS “PANDEMIC? WHAT PANDEMIC?”
Really? We hadn’t heard.
WOMAN SENDS THANK-YOU CARD TO JAILERS
★★★★ would stay again
GWYNETH PALTROW’S VAGINA CANDLE EXPLODES ALL OVER LIVING ROOM
Just try getting that out of the carpet.
WOMAN MISTAKES FIREWORK “POPPERS” FOR CANDY
As we all have at one time or another.