INTERNATIONAL LEGO THIEVES
Crime of the Century.
185 SMUGGLED GALAPAGOS TORTOISES
Caught green-handed.
ITALIAN MAFIA FUGITIVE CAUGHT FROM HIS COOKING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE
He’s totally focaccia’d.
CROATIAN MAN SETS RECORD: 24+ MINUTES UNDERWATER
Holding his breath.
MAN DAMAGES BUBBLE WRAP “ARTWORK”
Also: “damages”
THE MAN WITH THE LADDER STUCK TO HIS HEAD
Steps were taken.
PITBULL (THE DOG) MAULS FREDDIE MERCURY (THE SEAL)
Bismillah – we will not let you go!
MEN TRIED TO SMUGGLE GOLD, CASH UNDER THEIR TOUPEES
Or “Cop Pops Mop Tops”
POOR UKRAINE TOWN WANTS TO CHANGE ITS NAME TO “NEW YORK”
I’m in a New York state of Мозку.