TROJAN HORSE FOUND, POSSIBLY
Dig it.
WOMAN SETS RECORD RUNNING ON ALL FOURS
Really feeling her oats.
SNAKE BITES MAN, MAN BITES SNAKE
The guy with the snake on his face.
ELON MUSK TO LAUNCH SPACE BILLBOARD
Watch this space.
WANDERING CHINESE ELEPHANTS RETURNING HOME
Walkabout’s over.
SHERWOOD FOREST FULL OF NUDISTS
I think I see a little john.
WOMAN SUES MCDONALD’S FOR TEMPTING HER TO BREAK RELIGIOUS FAST
Would you like fries with your lawsuit?
SWEARING PARROTS SEPARATED
They encourage each other to swear.
POSTCARD SPERM FATHERS MOUSE BABIES
Daddy was a postcard.
MAGIC KASS LAND
New Israel amusement park.