COW GIVES BIRTH MID-WEDDING
Don’t have a cow, at least not now.
MCDONALD’S ROBBER WANTED NUGGETS, BUT IT WAS TOO EARLY
Had to settle for a McMuffin.
BRITISH MAN COMPLETES GOAL OF PARKING IN EVERY SPACE IN SUPERMARKET PARKING LOT
Yeah, we know, But what have YOU accomplished lately?
85-YEAR-OLD MAN BLAMES VIRILITY ON COVID SHOT
Get the vaXXXine.
RUNNING OF THE BULLS CALLED OFF
No bull. Not this year.
MAN CONS MANY WOMEN INTO GIVING HIM BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
Told each one a different birthday.