ITALIAN MAFIA FUGITIVE CAUGHT FROM HIS COOKING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE

A Mafia fugitive has been caught while hiding in the Caribbean after being spotted in YouTube cooking videos. Italian police said Marc Feren Claude Biart, 53, had been on the run since 2014, when Italian prosecutors ordered his arrest for alleged cocaine trafficking. He had managed to settle and lead a quiet life in Boca Chica in the Dominican Republic — until he started showing off his Italian cooking skills on a YouTube channel he set up with his wife. Although Biart attempted to hide his face, he was identified by distinctive tattoos on his body.
* What’s his mob nickname? Marc “Pasta Roller” Biart?
* Now, his goose is cooked.
* He’s in a real pickle.
* The cops intend to grill ‘im.
* Let him stew in the slammer for awhile.
* He’ll probably fry for this.
* Dumb mistake. If only he had used his noodle.